There is No Pirates of the Caribbean 4!

Aren’t idiot customers grand! So today I got into a verbal fight with a customer. This is how it all played out…An older guy probably in his mid 50’s comes into my department and asks if we have a copy of Pirates of the Caribbean 4. Obviously if you know anything, it doesn’t exist. You’d think the conversation would end there but Noooooo! The guy comes out and tells me yes they do…me…Movie God, that alone is funny. This guy certain didn’t know whom he was messing with. It would be like telling me I was Asian. I once again told him that no they only ever made three movies in the series. Telling him that a fourth one is in the works would just complicate things at this point. He then comes back at me with, yes they do have a fourth film they were playing it at Sears. I told him they are playing number 3. I know this b/c they have been playing it ever since it came out on bluray, plus they never made a fourth flipping Pirates! He then tells me again no it wasn’t the 3rd one it’s the fourth. Every time he speaks he keeps getting madder at me. Then I asked him what scene they were showing. He explained the scene as one from the third film. I asked him if he owned any of the other films. He tells me he owns all the other ones and knows it’s not a scene from any of the previous films. Then his plays the Disney card on me. He was in Disney last week and supposedly this can explain a fourth film in the series. He was sort of getting irate with me, so being the bigger man I just dropped it and played dumb. I told him that we didn’t carry it, but good luck finding it… jerkoff. He told me he was going to swing by Sears again. What I would have loved to see was him come back and apologise for being an asshole. Or even better I should have told the customer I’d call Sears on his behave and get them to check what they were playing. The look on the customer’s idiot face would have been priceless.