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Sunday, February 01, 2009

E! Top 50 Chick Flicks

For all you romantics out there why not start February out with E!’s top 50 Chick Flicks. Well I guess technically not all the films on the list could be described as romantic films but they mostly are. So as I wake up and nurse my slight hang over from last nights no pants party I manage to turn on the TV just in time to tune into the E! top 50 list. Oh cruel irony. I’ll end up sparking some type of comment with that, so I’ll just dive into it then post about other things later into the day so this post gets buried and think to myself that no one will ever read this knowing bloody well that probably isn’t true and now I’ll just add more crap to this sentence to make it one of the most longest run on sentence showing how horrible I am at grammar…lol. Okay are we off topic enough yet. Three of my female friends out of the blue make the comment that I would make the perfect boyfriend. Ouch the dagger in the heart…making me a Mr Right just not Mr Right now HAHA. That’s it next time I’m going to a party with only single people so I don’t have to hear these comments. Luckily I was still sober enough to leave the comment just at that. B/c then you can bring up if I’m so perfect why the hell have I’ve been single for years. Why’s that ladies? Please don’t really answer that it’s a rhetorical question. I know exactly why I’m single. B/c all you ladies are just plain crazy. Hehe, Now that I’ve offended all my female friends I’ll gracefully leave this comment and the comedic plight of my life. So I guess part of what would make their comment true would be b/c I like watching chick flicks. But remember I like all films and my favourite genre is Horror. What can be better than seeing some psycho slaughter a bunch of teenagers. And now with that comment I’m the creepy guy you don’t want to be around. Phew…dodged a bullet there. Out of the top 50 I’ve seen 37 of them and own 19 of them, which will probably grow once again over the next few years. Chick flicks usually represent female fantasy, and then all women wonder why they can’t find men like those in these films in real life. Well explain this to me then, most of these films are written and directed by men. Think about that next time you dream about that type of guy. We do exist but were all in hiding b/c your all nuts. Now that I’ve lost all my female friends, on with the list. I would have added a few different ones myself but that is either here nor there.

50-Sweet Home Alabama
49-Mystic Pizza
48-Mean Girls
47-Bring It On
46-10 Things I Hate About You
45-Waiting To Exhale
44-Father Of The Bride
43-How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days
42-Never Been Kissed
41-Chocolat
40-Splash
39-A League Of Their Own
38-Moonstruck
37-The Bridges of Madison County
36-Untamed Heart
35-St. Elmo's Fire
34-Muriel's Wedding
33-Wedding Crashers
32-Pretty In Pink
31-Friend Green Tomatoes
30-Romeo & Juliet
29-My Big Fat Greek Wedding
28-First Wives Club
27-Joy Luck Club
26-Notting Hill
25-Wedding Planner
24-Clueless
23-Bodygaurd
22-Sixteen Candles
21-Four Weddings & A Funeral
20-Pride & Prejudice
19-Working Girl
18-Love Actually
17-My Best Friends Wedding
16-Jerry Maguire
15-Legally Blonde
14-Say Anything
13-The Way We Were
12-While You Were Sleeping
11-Bridget Jone's Diary
10-Thelma & Louise
9-The Notebook
8-Terms Of Endearment
7-Ghost
6-Dirty Dancing
5-Sleepless in Seattle
4-When Harry Met Sally
3-Steel Magnolias
2-Pretty Woman
1-Beaches

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