Dead Rising 2 Teaser

Well this one passed under my radar, thank you buds for pointing it out! OH JOY!!

Urban Dictionary

Try looking up words in this dictionary, it freakin' cool! (Thanks Julie ;)

Also try entering the words in from these questions

1.Name? Garrett-A generally uncommon name given to Males. This name is found to be most popular with births taking place between 1985 - 1990. (Yeah Mom and Dad for beating the avg on that one! I also like meaning number 2-One who exhibits extreme model like hotness and who drives the ladies crazy in bed

2.Age? 26-A lot of booze. 750ml of alcohol. Pronounced "two-six" NOT twenty-six

3.Two of your friends:
Ryan-A name, which is commonly both a first or last name, which is very often confused with Brian. Its Irish roots define the name as "little king".

Colin-A name for sexy boys who often use guitars. Often confused with Colon, the body part. Common to be very popular with girls; potentially due to large penis oh yeah.. (Hey Colin your wife says otherwise...lol!)

Jenn-I know your at least going to give your name try so I'm saving you time b/c it got a cool answer-As the world is so overpopulated with Jennifers, we need to be able to distinguish the cool from the evil. The only acceptable abbreviation for the cool Jennifers is Jenn. Jenny, Jen, Nifer and any other variations of Jennifer are hereby deemed stupid and will no longer be tolerated! Anyone still answering to any other variation will be recognised as evil and or a loser!

4. What should you be doing? Sleeping-I like definition 2 so I'm going with that one-a mystical kind of magic which sends u to an alternate plane of existence in which the magical gremlins give u pro plus

5. Favorite color? Green- yes... it is most definitely referring to the marijuana... and also, upon occasion, any substance with similar uses. too, properly, of course, it is a golfing term, but that;s really not very much fun, now is it?

6.your birthday? December -The month in which the hottest women are born.

7.last person you talked to? Mom-The woman who loves you unconditionally from birth, the one who puts her kids before herself and the one who you can always count on above everyone else. Just telling her your problems makes you feel better because mom's always know how to make it all go away.

I've added some more questions Julie...

8. Sign? sagittarius-the ninth starsign of the western zodiac. if you are born 23rd November-21 December then you are a sagittarius. OBVIOUSLY the BEST sign of the zodiac. sagittarians are often highly intelligent, adventurous and curious. They are cultural and often have a keen eye for fashion and trends. they are pretty clumsy and can seem blunt and insensitive at times, but really they are just speaking the truth, and are often very thoughtful and philosophical. Symbol: The Archer Element: Fire Quality: Mutable Ruling Planet: Jupiter Numbers: 6, 9 Colours: indigo, violet, deep pink

9.Middle Name-James-Someone who is un usually well hung. People with the name James are generally known for their good looks (especially the eyes) and women are just simply attracted to them. (I'm not making these up...look them up yourself)

10. Last Name: Hodgson-One who sends useless emails frequently. (I'm so the opposite)

Gamey Gamers

A post I read today on geekologie has sparked the need for myself to make a comment. I made the observation to one of my merchandiser friends this morning that these last few days I've been bombarded with gamers who serious lack personal hygiene. And these people wonder why they don't have girlfriends or why people don't like them. As I'm talking to these people I'm consciously making the effort to back away from them. Gamers are cool people and pretty much now a days everyone is a gamer. Even the SOB's in high school who would pick on the geeks who were into games are gamers. These smelly people are however giving us a bad name again. If you want to vedge out at home playing games not showering go for it, I could care less. I've done it a few times myself. But if you plan on leaving the house and entering society please shower or at least throw on some deodorant! You may be fine with your own stink but don't make other people suffer! So what exactly sparked me making this comment? An online web site is selling PS3 controller soap. We should probably sell that at FS, I'm sure someone would buy it. LOL

Zone of the Dead

Holy Shit! Ken Foree staring in another Zombie movie...Joygasim. It's zombie film with a bit of Assault on Precinct 13 thrown into the mix. View the trailer here!

The 17 Best Romantic Comedies This Decade

This is a good list.

Part Of Me

So I'm posting a link for the new music video from Chris Cornell called Part Of Me. It's the third video from his new album with Timbaland that hasn't even been released yet. The album just keeps being pushed back. Right know it's scheduled for a March 10th release. A lot of people I know think Chris Cornell is a sell out for making an album with Timbaland. At first I even thought what the hell are you doing Chris? But that wasn't going to stop me from giving it a chance. I think he's been around long enough and has established himself as a great musician that he can do whatever the hell he wants now. If it turns you off his music then that's your loss. It's complete different from anything else he has done and that's a great thing about it. I actually really dig the new stuff. And the man still Rocks! When I saw him in concert a couple months ago he totally kicked some ass. Since he wasn't touring with Timbaland and the crowd was there for some bitchin rock he took these new songs with an urban flavor and made them more rock for the audience. Call him a sell out if you like but he's still awesome in my books!

Desolation Row

One of my passions is movie music. Whether it be the score, actually songs made for the film, or old songs used to enhance the right moments. It can make the film going experience that much better. Then every time you hear that song you can be reminded of certain moments of a film. So on that note My Chemical Romance has made a song for the new Watchmen film called Desolation Row. Check out the link for the video. I'm not a My Chemical Romance fan but that usually doesn't matter. If a song is used for a movie it usually grows on me. It's the only new song for the film and from what I've read will only be used in the end credits. Since the film is a period piece they will be using some older songs through out the film. Here is the list from the soundtrack:


2. Unforgettable - Nat King Cole
3. Times They Are A-Changin' - Bob Dylan
4. Sound of Silence - Simon & Garfunkel
5. Me & Bobby McGee - Janis Joplin
6. I'm Your Boogie Man - KC & the Sunshine Band
7. You're My Thrill - Billie Holiday
8. Pruit Igoe & Prophecies - Philip Glass Ensemble
9. Hallelujah - Leonard Cohen
10. All Along the Watchtower - Jimi Hendrix
11. Ride of the Valkyries - Budapest Symphony Orchestra
12. Pirate Jenny - Nina Simone

The soundtrack comes out March 3 however I've a special edition Vinyl that is suppose to come out Feb 24th can already be found at my local record store.

If Video Games Were turned in 60's Novels

Some more sweet images of popular games in 60's style novelization form.

If Posters Were Honest

Some real posters with amsuing honesty

60's style Movie Book Covers

This is pretty rad. Artisit Mitch Ansara (aka Spacesick) has taken 20 films and created what there novelization covers would have looked liked in the 60's. As I said it's pretty cool stuff.

Twilight

In only 30seconds and performed by bunnies.

Rude Customer

Today I had a great situation where I got to be super assertive and treat a 50 year prick of a customer as if he were an undisciplined child. Rude customers are part of the business. They tend to happen namely b/c there are a lot of rude people in the world. But I believe in karma and they will eventually get theres. It's just more fun when your there to witness it. At work I never really get to deal with them it's always my associates who end up dealing with then and I miss out. I love dealing with then b/c I do it with such a big fuck you smile on my face. Today however I got my turn. So a big honking guy who had to hold himself with out fixtures, came into the store. And please don't take that as myself being mean to larger people I personally don't care what size a person is. Look at me for Christ sake I'm a goddamn twig. So the guy walks into my department props himself on my Wii games and yells out rudely a full aisle away from me if he can get some help, hoping that I will hear him. I however was clearly talking with another customer who had some questions about a Wii. Myself being very professionally acknowledged the rude customer and said I'm with another customer and will be with him in just a second. This of course wasn't good enough for him. He then waddled his ass closer and was talking to himself 'this is garbage... I want a little service but can't get". This just pissed me off so with my big fuck you grin my assertive voice I treat the guy like a 5 yr old kid with no manners and restate I'm with a another customer and I'll be with you in just a moment. I was only with my other customer for like 3 minutes and this guy just walks in expecting to be waited on hand and foot. The nerve of some people. I felt pretty good on how I dealt with things.

E! Top 50 Chick Flicks

For all you romantics out there why not start February out with E!’s top 50 Chick Flicks. Well I guess technically not all the films on the list could be described as romantic films but they mostly are. So as I wake up and nurse my slight hang over from last nights no pants party I manage to turn on the TV just in time to tune into the E! top 50 list. Oh cruel irony. I’ll end up sparking some type of comment with that, so I’ll just dive into it then post about other things later into the day so this post gets buried and think to myself that no one will ever read this knowing bloody well that probably isn’t true and now I’ll just add more crap to this sentence to make it one of the most longest run on sentence showing how horrible I am at grammar…lol. Okay are we off topic enough yet. Three of my female friends out of the blue make the comment that I would make the perfect boyfriend. Ouch the dagger in the heart…making me a Mr Right just not Mr Right now HAHA. That’s it next time I’m going to a party with only single people so I don’t have to hear these comments. Luckily I was still sober enough to leave the comment just at that. B/c then you can bring up if I’m so perfect why the hell have I’ve been single for years. Why’s that ladies? Please don’t really answer that it’s a rhetorical question. I know exactly why I’m single. B/c all you ladies are just plain crazy. Hehe, Now that I’ve offended all my female friends I’ll gracefully leave this comment and the comedic plight of my life. So I guess part of what would make their comment true would be b/c I like watching chick flicks. But remember I like all films and my favourite genre is Horror. What can be better than seeing some psycho slaughter a bunch of teenagers. And now with that comment I’m the creepy guy you don’t want to be around. Phew…dodged a bullet there. Out of the top 50 I’ve seen 37 of them and own 19 of them, which will probably grow once again over the next few years. Chick flicks usually represent female fantasy, and then all women wonder why they can’t find men like those in these films in real life. Well explain this to me then, most of these films are written and directed by men. Think about that next time you dream about that type of guy. We do exist but were all in hiding b/c your all nuts. Now that I’ve lost all my female friends, on with the list. I would have added a few different ones myself but that is either here nor there.

50-Sweet Home Alabama
49-Mystic Pizza
48-Mean Girls
47-Bring It On
46-10 Things I Hate About You
45-Waiting To Exhale
44-Father Of The Bride
43-How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days
42-Never Been Kissed
41-Chocolat
40-Splash
39-A League Of Their Own
38-Moonstruck
37-The Bridges of Madison County
36-Untamed Heart
35-St. Elmo's Fire
34-Muriel's Wedding
33-Wedding Crashers
32-Pretty In Pink
31-Friend Green Tomatoes
30-Romeo & Juliet
29-My Big Fat Greek Wedding
28-First Wives Club
27-Joy Luck Club
26-Notting Hill
25-Wedding Planner
24-Clueless
23-Bodygaurd
22-Sixteen Candles
21-Four Weddings & A Funeral
20-Pride & Prejudice
19-Working Girl
18-Love Actually
17-My Best Friends Wedding
16-Jerry Maguire
15-Legally Blonde
14-Say Anything
13-The Way We Were
12-While You Were Sleeping
11-Bridget Jone's Diary
10-Thelma & Louise
9-The Notebook
8-Terms Of Endearment
7-Ghost
6-Dirty Dancing
5-Sleepless in Seattle
4-When Harry Met Sally
3-Steel Magnolias
2-Pretty Woman
1-Beaches