MORBID SURVEY

I may not be the first Jenn but now you can fill it out.

{1} Do you ever see garbage bags on the side of the highway and wonder if there are body parts inside?
Yes, and sometimes I wonder if some sick bastard has thrown away puppies. It's happened before on the news.

{2} If you ever got the chance to practice cannibalism, would you?
Yes...tastes like chicken.

{3} If forced to overdose on a drug, which one would you choose?
A speed ball just like all the famous people.

{WOULD YOU RATHER BE...}

{4} shot or stabbed?
Why not both?

{5} asphyxiated or exanguinated?
exanguinated

{6} drowned or buried alive?
Drowned

{7} killed by blunt-force trauma to the head or crushed to death?
Blunt forced trauma

{8} poisoned or overdosed?
Overdosed

{9} killed by a flesh-melting virus or by rats or ants slowly pecking at you?
Flesh-melting virus

{10} out of all the above choices, which one do you like best?
shot

{11}...which is the worst way to die in your opinion?
Burned to death

{12} killed (by a person) intentionally, or by accident?
intentionally

{13} killed by a serial killer (for pleasure) or a hitman (for profit)?
Hitman

{14} killed in a car crash or a plane crash?
Car crash

{15} killed in your home or away from home?
Home

{16} killed in your sleep or while watching TV?
in my sleep

{17} killed by someone who knew you, a stalker, or a complete stranger?
a stalker

{RANDOM...}
{18} what do you want done with your body when you die?
This was just recently brought up just in case things went wrong with my skydive. As for my organs, whatever I have two they can have. You never know if I may need things in the afterlife. As for my body I would like to be buried in a mausoleum, but if it's too expense just throw my body in a shallow grave in the backyard.

{19} you're forced to have your funeral at a place OTHER than a church - where would you choose?
I don't see it happening at a church anyway, I really don't care b/c I'll be dead anyway. Maybe somewhere with stadium seating.

{20} what song/s would you want played at your funeral?
Alice in Chains- Over Now or Nutshell. Or even better a sing along to "This Friendly World" like in Man on the Moon

{21} what outfit would you like to be buried in?
I'm dead set on being buried in my PJ's. No tux or suit for me, I want my body to be comfortable.

{22} who do you want to give your eulogy?
The Cheerleaders for the Los Angles Raiders saying I was the best thing in their life...kidding. Don't bother I'm not there to hear it and anyways it will just make people more sad. Anyone who wants to share a story about me feel free to.

{23} any other specifics about your funeral you'd like to share?
Yes, I want to be buried with a smile on my face. With my arms crossed like a Vampire sleeping, or maybe with me giving the world the finger. I think being buried while I'm flipping the bird would be funny. Also throw in a cell phone... you never know. Also install a camera and have a CCTV on my tombstone so you can watch me decompose.

{24} would you rather be forgotten about when you die, or remembered but hated?
forgotten

{25] would you rather die alone, or die loved but leave a heartbroken mate behind?
Alone. I'd rather have my mate go before me and leave me the heartbroken one. I don't want her to be left heartbroken.