A-Ha

I have found the answer to the obesity problem in American, or at least LA. The reason why everyone is so over weight is b/c of... donuts. That's right....Donuts. On every corner in LA there is a donut shop. I'm not talking about Dunkin' Donuts or Krispy Kream either. There was literally hundreds of different 'no name' donut shops. I'm surprised the joke isn't immigrants coming over and starting up donut shops. Maybe the Americans are just too stupid to realize they have too many of them...LOL. Which leads to my next theory. Terrorists have been making us think they are going to be making another huge attack. Well the first one was just to scare us. After that they have decided to move to the states and open donut shops. The ultimate plan being to make the population all over weight, thus making them lazy and therefore they can take over things from the inside. By them they'll just be too lazy to do anything about it. Plus they're hoping they'll all die early of heart attacks. Canadians come in second for obesity b/c we have a Timmy's on ever other corner....zing!. Onto my further evidence to support my theory. In Europe their is hardly any over weight people. The reason....they hardly have any donut shops. I think the only one we saw was in Berlin. Then if they do have a donut shop they cost you an arm and a leg. We were hungry for a snack so we decided to have some donuts. In Canadian funds a single donut cost like $4 or $5. In order to curve the weight problem Americans need to adopt the same policy as Europeans...over charge them. :)