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Sunday, October 01, 2006

It's Fun...

to fuck with Pro-Lifers. As I'm driving home from work today I see a whole bunch of people gathered along the main drag of Columbia street. It turns out they were all Pro Lifer's with signs like abortion kills and there are other ways. You're entitled to your opinion (although I think your wrong) and so am I, so as I drive by I roll down my window and yell out Pro Choice. I'm even tempted to make up my own sign and go down there, but I've got better things to do like sit on my ass for the rest of the day.

I think they also need to do some editing of their signs. A few said abortion kills children. Well technically shouldn't it read abortion kills fetuses. Another sign said there is another way. That's right, you could throw yourself down a fight of stairs. Here is my favourite punch in the gut. Lets say a woman gets pregnant through a rape and decides to have the baby. Well what if the kid finds out that he exists b/c his daddy is a rapist. Oh I bet that would do wonders for the kid. The child should also have the right to know that about his father too.

If I ever made a movie here is one scene that I would add. As a guy or women is driving down the street he/she sees a bunch of pro lifers picketing on the sidewalk and then totally calm drives up onto the curb and takes then out and continues on. It would sort of pay homage to the scene in the Blues Brothers when they drive through the crowd of Nazis. But in my film they would actually hit people. I think it would fucking hilarious.

2 Comments:

  • At 6:25 PM, Blogger Polishlush said…

    OMG... Garrett you have just made my DAY!!! Thanks I needed that so MUCH!!!!

    *HUGS*

     
  • At 2:58 PM, Blogger Polishlush said…

    YOU GEEK!!!!

    Now I will have to go out and BUY more... DAMMIT....

    Thanks for the laugh!!

    *HUGS*
    Nicole

     

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