Questions

For the last few years the 2 days before Christmas has been very depressing and before i start drinking I thought I would take my mind off things by answering some questions about myself. I have come to enjoy answering questions about myself, its a way for me to find out just who the hell I am, which is sort of what i need right now. I found these questions on http://www.cfcl.com/cfcl/vlb/Cuute/Questionaires/100questions.html


Are you an innie or an outie? Innie

Have you ever worn bell-bottoms? No, but I would.

Have you ever written a song? Yes. I write stupid songs all the time but I usually don’t write
them down.

Can you make change for a dollar right now? No

Have you ever been in the opposite sex's public toilet? Yes, when you work matienance sometimes you have to.

Have you ever smelled your own feet? Yes.

Do you like catsup on or beside your fries? Somedays on, and other days beside.

Can you touch your tongue to your nose? No.

Have you ever been a boy/girl scout? Yes, and b/c of it I have poor circulation in my feet and hands due to frost bite from shitty cross country skiis.

Have you ever broken a mirror? Yes, ran into one as a child.

Have you ever put your tongue on a frozen pole? No, but has gotten stuck to Popsiclies.

What is your biggest pet peeve? I’m not sure, maybe unaccepting people.

Do you slurp your drink after it's gone? Not usually.

Have you ever blown bubbles in your milk? Yes, but not since I was younger

Would you rather eat a Big Mac or a Whopper? Whopper, but there is no longer a Berger King in Kamloops (God dam piece of shit *$*%$^%&*(%&*%^&)

Have you ever gone skinny-dipping? Oh Yeah.

When you are at the grocery store, do you ask for paper or plastic? Plastic

True or False: You would rather eat steak than pizza. False

Did you have a baby blanket? Yes and I still wander the house with a blanket draped around me. I can’t help it, its just really comfortable.

Have you ever tried to cut your own hair? Yes.

Have you ever sleepwalked? No.

Have you ever had a birthday party at McDonalds? When I was a kid, the sugar characters on the cake were so good.

Can you flip your eye-lids up? No.

Are you double jointed? No.

If you could be any age, what age would you be? Either 18, one of my best years or 35 or 40 when I would still be young and hopefully would have had my life in order.

Have you ever gotten gum stuck in your hair? I don’t remember.

Have you ever thrown up after a roller coaster ride? No. Not a big fan of the big roller coasters.

What is your dream car? A Dodge Viper or a Classic Musscle car (Such as a GTO)

What is your favorite cartoon of all time? I don’t know. I have to think about it (South Park, Family guy, Emperiors Groove, Simpsons, The Real Ghostbusters).

Would you go swimming in shallow waters where, one year earlier, a shark had attacked a child? Sure, maybe I'll luck out and be next.

Have you ever eaten a dog biscuit? Came close once.

If so, would you eat another one? Maybe still try in the future.

If you were in a car sinking in a lake, what would you do first? Swear at myself for driving my car into a lake.

Have you ever ridden in an ambulance? No.

Can you pick something up with your toes? Many things, I’m proud to have monkey feet.

How many remote controls do you have in your house? In my room alone I have 5 ( DVD, TV, VCR, Stereo, Portable DVD) More thought the house.

Have you ever fallen asleep in school? I don’t think so, but I have rested my eyes.

How many times have you flown in an airplane in the last year? None.

How many foreign countries have you visited? One, the States, but I plan to go to Europe in April.

If you were out of shape, would you compete in a triathlon if you were somehow guaranteed to win a big, gaudy medal? No, I don’t need no stupid medal.

Would you rather be rich and unhappy, or poor and happy? Are you ever truly happy? So, I guess rich so I could do whatever I wanted, whenever.

If you fell into quicksand, would you try to swim or try to float? Float.

Do you ask for directions when you are lost? No.

Have you ever had a Mexican jumping bean? Yes, when I was a kid.

Are you more like Cinderella or Alice in Wonderland? Well I’m a guy, but I could see my self as both sometimes in a weird way.

Would you rather have an ant farm with no ants or a box of crayons with broken points? Crayons, b/c even if they are broke I could still create things.

Do you prefer light or dark bread? Light

Do you prefer scrambled or fried eggs? Don’t like eggs

Have you ever been in a car that ran out of gas? No, I really don’t see how people could let that happen.

Do you talk in your sleep? I think I may have once or twice in my lifetime.

Would you rather shovel snow or mow the lawn? Mow the lawn b/c you only have to do that like twice a month.

Would you rather be bitten by a poisonous snake or constricted by a python? Bitten, I’m not to fond of having the breath squeeed out of me.

Have you ever played in the rain? Yeah, I love the rain. Sometimes I just go sit outside while it rains.

Which of these do you think is more dangerous: an angry bear or a hungry white shark? Shit I don’t know, I would say they would be about equal.

Would you climb a very high tree to save a kitten? Sure, why not.

Can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator? I know one has a longer snout, but I forget which has it.

Do you drink pepsi or coke? Both.

What's your favorite number? 17, best year of my life. Graduated high school, feel in love….

If you were a car, would you be an SUV or a sports car? Sports car, not sure why but I don’t see myself as SUV.

Have you ever accidentally taken something from a hotel? Well, I work at a hotel, so yes, once or twice I forget to return a set of keys or take pens.

Would you blow your nose at the dinner table? I would but I always feel self consciouse when I do it around people.

Have you ever slipped in the bathtub? No.

Do you use regular or deodorant soap? I don’t know, don’t all soap have some type of smell.

Have you ever locked yourself out of the house? Once when I was in elementary school but I’m
from a family of 6 so I wasn’t locked out for too long.

Would you rather make your living as a singing cowboy or as one of the Simpsons voices? Simpsons voice absolutely. I love doing voices.

If you could invite any movie star to your home for dinner, who would it be? I would invite Thora Birch or Linda Cardellini b/c they are really good looking, or James Dean or John Cusack b/c I think they are cool.

Have you ever gotten a truck driver to honk his horn? Once when I was on the back of a bus on a school field trip.

Which would you rather live with: a huge nose or crossed eyes? Crossed Eyes, I would just wear sunglasses all the time, that way no one could look into my soul either.

Would you hang out with someone your best friend didn't like? As long as I liked the person I don’t care what my friend thinks.

Would you hang out with someone your best friend liked, but you didn't like? I tend to like most people, but if I didn’t I’m a fairly adaptable person.

Have you ever returned a gift? No. I would just regift it if I didn’t like it. Lol.

Would you give someone else a gift that had been given to you? Probably not.

If you could attend an Olympic Event, what would it be? I’m not sure, maybe Gynastics, what those women can do it pretty amasing.

How many pairs of shoes do you own? 5 (Running Shoe, Sandels, Converse, Spicoli Vans, and My pair of Aldo that I’ve had for like 8 years, I just have to change the insoles.)

If your grandmother gave you a gift that you already have, would you tell her? It all depends.

Do you sing in the car? Absolutely, I have my windows down, and music all the way up.

Would you rather jump into a dumpster or into a vat of honey? Well I have jumped into a dumpter before, so I would jump into a vat of honey to try something new.

What is your favorite breed of dog? Puggggy. Thanks to Steph.

Would you donate money to feed starving animals in the winter? I would if I were asked.

If you were a bicycle, would you be a stingray or a mountain bike? Well, first I had to look up stingray (never heard that bike refered as this), so I guess moutain bike so I could go anywhere.
What is your least favorite fruit? I don’t eat a lot.

What kind of fruit have you never had? I not a big fruit eatter, but I like the artifical fruit flavours. Would eat any fruit though in a smoothie, or passed to me in a kiss (that’s how I started to eat watermellon).

If you won a $5,000 shopping spree to any store, which store would you pick? Hot Topic. It is this new store in the States that has my type of fashion and other cool things.

What brand sports apparel do you wear the most? I don’t wear a lot of sports apparel but when I do it usually is addidas.

Are/were you a good student? In high school I was an avg student (C+), I sucked the most at Math, and French. In college I improved to about a B student, because I took course I was good at like, Psych, Soci, and Phil.

Among your friends, who could you arm wrestle and beat? Boughton.

If you had to choose, what branch of the military would you be in? I would never be in the military, but if I did I guess an area where I could be a sniper (I figure that I would be a good shot and I’m extremely patient so I could wait forever to take a shot.) Or maybe special forces.

Would you ever parachute out of a plane? Wanted to one year but was unable to find someone to go with. Still would like to sometime. It’s the idea of breathing through your skin which I think is cool.

What do you think is your best feature? I’ve been told my eyes from other people (they say I have bedroom eyes), so I guess I would have to agree with them.

If you were to win a grammy, what kind of music would it be for? Rock

What is your favorite season? Spring

How many members do you have in your immediate family? 5 (3 brother, 2 parents)

Which of the five senses is most important to you? Sight, I couldn’t live without seeing the beatiful things in life.

Would you be a more successful painter or singer? I think I could be equally successful at both.

How many years will/did you end up going to college? Took 5 yrs to get my BA with a Major in Psychology and a Minor in Sociology, may end up going back for more school, but I don’t know I in that time of my life I have to do some serious thinking about my life.

Have you ever had surgery? No.

Would you rather be a professional figure skater or professional football player? I could take out some aggression on other people in football and it would be fun trying not to get tackled, but if I were a figure skater it would have to be couples, it has something do with the trust that is involved.

What do you like to collect? DVD’s, Posters, Band/Movie shirts, and anything else movie related.

How many collectibles do you have? 770 DVDs, Around 600 poster, Around 50 or so band/movie shirts.